January 2010
dear california
stop wasting your fucking time on stupid shit like gay marriage which shouldn’t even be a question, pass it and get on with your fucking budget crisis. i’d like my own state to be there when i come back from dc in one year! jesus christ.
CARLEY
happyharry:
octopusmatthew:
I NEED U TO GO ON
no I’m sleepy ugh
ugh i just got into an argument with my mom
hint: i ended up saying “fuck your god”
CARLEY
happyharry:
octopusmatthew:
I NEED U TO GO ON
no I’m sleepy ugh
ugh i just got into an argument with my mom
hint: i ended up saying “fuck your god”
CARLEY
I NEED U TO GO ON
if i were to get a catherine deneuve movie, which one should i get?
The only letter of the alphabet that does not...
ohyeahfacts:
(source)
REBLOG IF just now you were a victim of...
happyharry:
noracharles:
milesadrift:
thequietworld:
LOL WTF I DROPPED 2,000 POINTS
I DROPPED 2000 POINTS TOO WHAT
OMG I LOST 170 POINTS IM DOWN TO 28 NOW WTF
“Hey do I say the word camerah weird? Camerah?”
– Liz Lemon, from 30 Rock
Reblog with your biggest fear/fears
frosting:
antoniaaa:
Sharks and heights
Death and the dark
being alone!
like both physically and emotionally
happyharry:
octopusmatthew:
wat u mean erne missing
she missin
i knew you’d come through
wat u mean erne missing
omg
so the summer before i left for dc i would hear footsteps while i stayed up late watching tv in the family room
and i always thought it was like my own imagination so i was like w/e
but today me and my dog were sitting there and i was watching tv and all of a sudden i hear footsteps and i thought it was my dad coming back to get something, so i look over… and theres nothing there
but my...
happyharry:
octopusmatthew:
how the hell is kim kardashian in a tub gonna make me buy a salad from burger king??
carl jr *
lol ok w/e
i’m an american i dont notice company names anymore
how the hell is kim kardashian in a tub gonna make me buy a salad from burger king??
DC
I MISS YOU.
less than a week now!
New York has taught me
fuckyeahdc:
gogogadgetguess:
that I’m the type of person who judges people based on how quickly they use subway ticket terminals.
(via thereisnowhy)
I learned this real quick when I started using the DC metro
this is so true for me too!
i'm on the verge of tears →
this is like porn for me
“To awaken alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the...”
– Freya Stark - French adventurer and explorer 1893-1993
Via turneminsideout
(via travelhighlights)
another one of my life goals →
is to go to every city on this link!
“City life is millions of people being lonesome together.”
– Henry David Thoreau
Via booklover:fuckyeahthoreau:nocontest
(via travelhighlights)
“That’s why I don’t eat animals or lobsters like that, they’re...”
– Snooki, from Jersey Shore
MY DOG
JSUT FARTED
IS THIS HOW YOU REPAY ME FOR PETTING YOU FOR AN HOUR
lol
i love calling my dog stupid pet names
and she just wags her tail at all of them
“hey bailey boopy baba”
“hey you cutie baby sweetie baby thing”
“bailey bailey boobie”
melanchali:
MATTHEW SAMPSON
I RESPECT YOUR REQUEST
BECAUSE NOW WE CAN HAVE OUR OWN SECRET INTERNET LOVE AFFAIR
JULIANA WILL NEVER KNOW
AND WE CAN SHARE SECRETS ABOUT JULIANA
FOR INSTANCE SHE TOLD ME SHE HAD A TENTACLE FETISH
one day i went to lidl
i went to shoplift a little
omg →
not sure if pretty…
carley: i have a lesbian follower
me: really
me: you should fuck her
carley: MULLET WITH HEADLIGHTS???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
me: OVERSURPRISED GUY?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????