February 2012
i'm tired, i'm lonely, i'm angry
but hey, at least i’m in china!
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new goal:
recommend closer by NIN to a chinese person who wants some music recommendations to study some more english
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i got a pedicure today
and now my feet feel like heaven and look like it too!
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how sad is it
that i spend the majority of my day waiting for dictionary.com to update their daily crossword
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i really hate it when i read your personal blog and you complain about people not finding you attractive and i’m sitting here like you are one of the hottest guys i’ve ever hooked up with and you’re the one shooting me down so fuck you
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i had the weirdest fucking dream
i dreamt that i had graduated and then i came back to china and was living in chongqing. then me and my friends went to this bar that was famous for serving this hallucinogenic drink that made you change the way you view the world and so we went and drank some. then we tripped the fuck out and things would shatter and move around us and i wish i could explain it because it was SO COOL. then while...
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fuck you chinese cold medicine
i’m still sneezing and coughing, but now i’m just all high during it all
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oh my god
there are some workers putting up these thick electrical cables right outside my dorm, and two look no older than 12 and one is on a ladder that they just lift and carry with him on it. the ladder is like 12 feet high, too.
i've been gone for so long
that all the films nominated for best picture are absolutely foreign to me. what the hell is war horse about? since when did they change extremely loud and incredibly close into a movie? what the fuck kind of name is moneyballs??
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oh also
i found the ONLY gay guy in wudaokou last night, went up to him and said “we should make out.” he said “i have a boyfriend!” to which i replied, “so?”
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whenever i see that picture from insidious, i can’t help but think, “i don’t remember that part in hard candy…”
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“i feel like a fight would validate my feminism”
– aisiling, the coolest bitch you will ever meet.
last night.
i kissed my super christian roommate and he’s scandalized about it. hahaha
i changed my theme!
now gifs can play and my tumblr looks marginally cool!
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looking up my symptoms on webmd
i most likely have a spinal tumor
good bye everyone, i love you all, don’t let my mom check my tumblr
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last night i was at pub quiz
and round 4 was about whitney houston but the lady doing the questions did the most obscure fucking things and it was getting on my nerves SO much that when she asked “who were whitney houston’s co-actresses in the movie waiting to exhale” i just wrote down “michelle obama” and kept on shouting “i really loved michelle obama in the movie waiting to...
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never let me have free beer again
never
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Family Love Michael
kanzakijun:
deaf-aspie:
lostinthetumblr:
but srsly, i don’t like deaf people. they think they are better because they went through the history of holocaust, some rubbish about hand signing. its like who cares. same for the disabled people.
HEY GUISE, I TOTES SURVIVED THE HOLOCAUST DID YOU SEE THAT?
I might have. I was living in Kriegsfeld for a year.
yep. still in therapy for it.
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i can now add pink eye to my list of averted std...
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i totally forgot what suburbia looked like
i saw a picture of it today on facebook and i’m like what the fuck? that’s where i live? that’s my country? it’s so creepy!
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